(1:59) Hey, you're no Sheriff, you're no Sireen. (2:22) Oh, no. (2:24) You come after him too, didn't you? (2:26) Defoss Jeans.
Ha! (2:29) We know what's really going on here. (2:32) Got the wrong guy, pal. (2:34) Oh, no.
(2:36) Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our regularly scheduled program for this special news. (2:42) Gotta be cool. They could be listening.
(2:44) Terrorists have seized control of the exclusive Briarwood Resort in the Colorado Rockies (2:49) and are said to be holding over a dozen hostages. (2:53) We have this exclusive security camera footage. (2:55) In the last few minutes, however, there have been astonishing developments.
(3:03) No one yet knows the identity of this mysterious hero, (3:07) but reports indicate he freed all but two of the hostages. (3:11) We'll keep you updated as the Briarwood crisis develops. (3:15) Let me tell you about Briarwood.
(3:18) Government's got a super top-secret military base right under it. (3:24) Mm-hmm. I learned all about it on the Conspiracy Channel.
(3:30) And in Silicon Valley, Intercom is staging a hostile takeover attempt on its chief rival, (3:35) MicroHooven Incorporated, owned by the reclusive billionaire Claster Verhoeven. (3:40) Verhoeven? Now there's a fella worth keeping an eye on. (3:44) It's not normal, huddled away, not letting nobody see ya.
(3:49) I'm right. I know I'm right. (3:53) They're deploying? But we don't even know what they're up to.
(3:57) Lycanthropes just seized the most exclusive resort in the country. (4:01) At last count, they still have two hostages. (4:04) But this guy who freed the other hostages, he's a... (4:07) He's a Lycanthrope too? And he's actually helping humans? (4:11) He could be a real asset to the Alliance.
(4:14) A Lycanthrope in the Alliance? (4:16) Hey, Shlain's a Banshee and she's saved my butt more than once. (4:20) Just give us till daylight to scope things out. (4:29) Two hours.
But if the situation appears to be deteriorating, the S.T.A.R. team will deploy. (4:45) But this is a dangerous situation. Get out.
(5:14) Who do you think you are? The Lone Ranger? (5:18) So tell me, why's a hairball like you playing Boy Scout? (5:22) Lighten up, Logan. We're Alliance. And we know you're a Lycanthrope.
(5:32) Banshee? What are you doing with... (5:34) I believe there's no reason all the different species can't get along. It's our only hope. (5:43) I'm hoping you feel the same way.
(5:45) Well, this is amazing. I know what my kind think of me. (5:51) I bet the Banshee aren't any more forgiving.
Name is Lobo, by the way. (5:57) Lobo. Gorse.
(5:59) I'm Shlain. I know there are more of us. (6:02) If we can just find each other, I know we can bring peace to all the species on this planet.
(6:08) Aha. And in the meantime, what about the hostages? (6:12) They want to trade them for weapons. The FBI will never go for it.
(6:16) But I know a way in. Round to the left. We can surprise them.
(6:21) Sounds good to me. (6:23) Uh, excuse us? (6:24) Sorry for not joining the peace on Earth goodwill to... whatever, bandwagon. I got my own plan.
(6:34) Ah, this is so predictable. (6:36) You and your narrow-minded race won't trust anyone but your own kind. (6:39) Actually, I don't trust most of them either.
(6:42) This is a one-of-a-kind opportunity. I am not gonna blow it. (6:47) What about the hostages? (6:52) Perfect.
(8:00) This is his job, yes? (8:04) Yes. (8:16) Sir, I am not at liberty to discuss why undercover NSA agents are at the Briarwood. (8:21) Leave it to say they do not appreciate being fired on by the Federal Bureau of Irritation.
(8:27) Start a team to their vehicles. I want them ready to roll on my command. (8:32) If you do not desist in your attack, I will gladly report our conversation to your commanding officer.
(8:37) Is that perfectly clear, sir? (8:53) Phase one complete. (8:55) Right. Logan's no longer a problem.
(8:59) Sure, I'm sure. (9:00) Well done. Move on to phase two.
(9:04) I suspect you shall enjoy yourselves. (9:20) Is something wrong? (9:23) No. No, he's all right.
(9:26) Banshees have the sense of... (9:28) Logan's alive. (9:30) We never should have split up. I need to find him.
(9:34) Whatever you say. But it will be faster this way. (9:47) Microwave? (9:50) Logan? (9:51) We found the hostage's deck.
We should meet, come up with a plan. (9:56) Where? (9:57) There's a library, south side, opposite the main entrance. We'll meet you there.
(10:03) On my way. (10:07) We will... need to take the back way. (10:13) Hey, Cracker, got a number to trace.
(10:16) Hurry. (10:18) No, no. We have to be careful.
(10:21) But Nick will be there by now. (10:25) Let's hope so. (11:19) Deploy the S.T.A.R.T. team.
(11:38) He's not going to answer. And now, it's your turn. (11:55) Let go of me! (12:07) Nick! (12:09) Nick! (12:24) I can't believe I trusted him.
(12:27) I guess he told you what you wanted to hear. Now, where are the hostages? (12:31) That answers your question. (12:43) I caught one of his hairballs telling his boss I've been iced.
Cracker traced the call to Claster Verhoeven. (12:51) Verhoeven? The crazy billionaire? He hired the lycanthrope! (12:56) Gets better. The call was received right here, a hundred feet, straight down.
(13:08) Thank you, General Riddler. (13:13) I just love being expendable. (13:30) Hostages! (13:53) Thank you.
(13:55) Go this way! (14:00) Go that way! (14:08) Hostages are clear, sir. (14:09) Then you know what to do. (14:11) Sir, detection team is still inside.
(14:14) So are the lycanthrope, Chief. And this is a war. (14:18) Yes, sir.
All right, S.T.A.R.T. team. You can stop being polite. (14:36) Got company.
(14:37) Come on, you guys. We drove all the way over here just to see what was going on, and now you won't let us even... (14:43) So, what's it going to be this time? Faulty wiring? (14:48) Police. (14:50) What's this, Sadie? (14:53) Computer geek? (14:55) Science geek? (14:57) Geek? (15:00) I'm Gary Brady, U.S. Geological Survey.
(15:03) Excuse me, could you speak up, please? What are those explosions? (15:06) I have a... (15:08) The terrorists appear to have accidentally ignited some natural gas pockets beneath Briarwood Resort. (15:16) We're monitoring the situation, but for now, please stay clear. (15:20) That's the guy! The guy you tried to pee me off! (15:30) There's a huge cavern beneath us.
And the entrance... there! (16:05) Built at the height of Cold War paranoia, Mr. Logan. Old, but still serviceable. (16:12) Claster Verhoeven, I presume.
Tell me, why does a reclusive billionaire need his own missile base? (16:20) Ruthless times require ruthless measures. I have powerful business enemies. (16:26) I heard.
But your hostile takeover of this place was clumsy. You attracted attention. (16:31) That was intentional.
(16:34) Once I use these missiles to destroy Intracom, the Alliance will conveniently cover my tracks. (16:42) Just the kind of plan I'd expect from a vampire. (16:52) So, my information was correct.
You could expose me. (16:58) This is dangerous, Mr. Logan. I'll deal with you in a moment.
(17:05) For now, goodbye, Silicon Valley. And Intracom. (17:13) Banshee! (17:14) Right here, vampire.
I should have guessed it was one of your sickening breed behind this! (17:21) Die! (17:29) Look out! (17:37) Vampire plasma cannon. The Alliance version is but a toy by comparison. (17:43) Now, shall we continue? (17:54) That's a gas explosion! (18:20) Oh, Mr. Logan.
Farewell. (18:25) No! (18:46) Sorry, Mr. Logan. But business is business.
(19:03) Get it off me! The lid! (19:06) No! (19:12) Well, thanks for leaving the door open. You certainly made a mess for me to clean up. (19:17) I heard you were good.
(19:19) You heard right. (19:21) Yo, vampire. What say you and I make a deal? (19:27) Government officials are claiming that hidden gas pockets ignited by terrorist fire destroyed the resort.
(19:33) Shortly thereafter, authorities launched a signal flare, which alerted special agents... (19:38) Signal flare, my foot! Bet you it was a missile! (19:41) In related news, computer tycoon Claster Verhoeven has generously offered to rebuild Briarwood (19:48) and has surprised the business world by announcing his early retirement. (19:53) Verhoeven! I told you the guy was weird, didn't I? (19:56) You were right on the money. (19:58) You see? I'm the man! I'm the man! (20:02) I hear the missile base was destroyed.
(20:04) But you don't think so? (20:06) I hope it's true. But it's like with that Lobo guy. (20:10) Maybe we're just being told what we want to hear.
(20:45) You