As a hurricane hits Quahog, Brian gets high on psychedelic mushrooms and cuts his ear off, and Meg finally summons up the courage to confront the family.
Taking the Drug[]
Brian, what are you doing? Geez, Stewie.
Scared the crap out of me.
Whatcha got there? Okay, I'll tell you; but you can't tell anyone.
All-All right? You have to be really cool about this.
Yeah, of course.
These are mushrooms.
It's a psychedelic drug.
Makes you see weird things and feel happy for a few hours.
I figure we're going to be stuck inside f a while with this storm, so it'll be a fun way to pass the time.
Okay.
Are you gonna be cool? Oh yeah, I'm totally cool about that.
I-I-I-I have a lot of friends who do it, and they're willing to do it around me all the time, because they know I'm so cool about it and I don't judge them.
So, you know, go ahead Well, here we go.
Yup, that's what my friends say, too.
"Well, here we go.
" Oh dude, I think I can feel it, too.
I'm gettin' a context high.
I'm bored.
Yeah, this sucks.
The Trip[]
Brian?! I'm gonna cut my ear off to prevent World War Two.
Oh, God! Oh, God! I wonder Aha! What the hell were you trying to do, man?! Those mushrooms are messin' you up! Lesbians and deaf women wear the same clothes.
Yeah, yeah, they sure do, buddy.
All right, just stay calm, Brian.
You'll get through this.
I mean, you got through seeing Lady Gaga naked.
Don't worry, Brian.
I'm gonna stay by your side all night.
All right? Shh.
Shh.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Do you like my soothing voice? Do you like my soothing voice? Re-re-re-re-return the map.
Re-re-re-re-return what you have stolen from me.
There, there, there.
Everything's gonna be fine.
You're all right.
I think I'm I think I'm dying.
Jane Fonda.
Is that i-i-is that is that is that right? Yeah, that's right, buddy.
Totally Jane Fonda.
It's gonna be okay.
Your pal Stewie is right here.
Just relax and get some rest Brian.
Hide! The wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round Round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town Peanut! Peeper Wanna have (hissing) sex? Groggety! Slip me some tongue.
Did you try the chicken, buddy? I think you gave me worms, Brian.
Brian Brian Brian Brian Brian! Brian.
Uh, Stewie.
Eh, uh Stewie? Yeah, I'm right here.
Oh, my God.
Your lip looks really weird.
Can we fix that? L-Let's get that out of there.
Ew.
Oh, I'm so thirsty.
Let's get you downstairs so you can drink some water.
All right, let's go, buddy.
Let's get you some water.
Okay, now-- Now, h-h-hold on.
Hold on.
Let me put the bowl down first.
You're gonna spill it.